Creepypasta #1200: A Memo To Disney Cast Members

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A Disney Cast
Members’ top priority is the comfort and safety of our guests. For this reason,
all Disney World employees must follow these rules. Failure to do so will
result in disciplinary action.

  • Ask
    to examine the photos our guests have taken. Be friendly. Check for
    abnormalities. If any are found, call for security. Guests may be distracted
    with free merchandise.
  • Every
    seventh photograph taken on the Dinosaur attraction must be
    deleted. If questioned, explain that it was a technical error and offer Fast
    Passes.
  • The
    rumors of sharks and crocodiles in the Lagoon are false. However, there is no
    swimming outside of designated swimming pools on Disney property.
  • Dead
    alligators are common around the Lagoon. Simply evacuate the area, call
    security, then take note of how much has been eaten.
  • There
    is only one Mickey out at once. If you find a second Mickey having an autograph
    session, check for eye holes. All Disney costumes have eye holes.
  • If
    you don’t find eye holes, allow the session to continue, but disallow photos.
    Call security immediately after the session concludes.
  • If
    you spot a second Mickey off to the side, lure him into the tunnels. That’s
    what the ducks are there for. Leave immediately afterwards, and do not look
    back.
  • The
    Disney World security unit does not wear specially marked clothing. If you see
    someone wearing a shirt that says “Disney Security”, shut down that
    section of the park immediately.

Following these rules
will help ensure a safe and pleasurable trip to the happiest place on Earth. So
stay knowledgeable, and stay safe.

Credits to: TheRabidFangirl (story)