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1.) Be sure to give her a bowl of the special meat in the freezer, raw.
2.) Politely send away anyone offering pamplets about their religion; Snowball gets upset
3.) Don’t go downstairs after 11 PM, that’s when Snowball likes to play.
4.) As much as the boy at the door insists that Snowball is his sister’s missing dog, do not respond to his claims; You don’t want Her finding you.
5.) If Snowball is injured, don’t call the police, and don’t go to a vet. Put her in the furnace and stay out of Snowball’s sight for an hour.
6.) Snowball may bite you, but don’t worry. It offers protection against Her.
7.) Take snowball to the dogpark for 90 minutes, and don’t be alarmed about her aggression towards other dogs.
8.) Don’t let Snowball near anyone with a visible tattoo that is religious in any way, it attracts more of Snowball’s breed.
9.) If you have any silver piercings, either take them off or dip them in vingear or else Snowball will banish you from the household by any means.
10.) Above all else, do not let Snowball hunt the children in the neighborhood; Virgin blood attracts unsavory dogs.
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